If you have no idea how you got here, back up to here.
If you do, the answer is that more than half of the fifty U.S. states, a
total of 27 to be exact, are located wholly or in part north of the southernmost
part of Canada, including such surprises as Iowa, Indiana, and Nevada, not
to mention Rome, Italy. Below is the list, and a map
is here, which you should go to.
*According to the ever-changing Wikipedia
about Middle Island, the 13 states marked with an
asterisk are entirely north of the southernmost part of Canada.
I know my list
(If you use
Google Earth to check
out any of my claims, note that when you zoom in far enough from the initial
point above the United States, without changing anything else, you used to end
UP in an apartment complex called Meadowbrook in Lawrence, Kansas, where I lived during the
summer of 1977. Now I'm famous.)
Go to the map page to see the 27 states and
the 13 states and what I claim is a thorough, expert proof why each is
correct. Also, learn a little about how we humans measure the Earth and
Update of December 2001: What do Al and Elizabeth have in common in reverse?
I declare that there are more names for the nickname Al than for any other nickname, and I declare that the name with the most
nicknames is Elizabeth.
Here are some names for the nickname Al. The count right
now is 96.
Can you add any more full names for the nickname Al?
Update of January 2002: Thanks go to someone whose identity I have lost track of for contributing Alcee Hastings, Alfonse Giardello, Alger Hiss and
Update of November 2002: Thanks go to me for accidentally finding an Alphred. Oddly, his wife was named Elizabeth.
Update of January 2003: Thanks go to Paul Tuhus for reminding us all of Alferd G. Packer.
Now as to Elizabeth, she has the most nicknames. The
current count is 78.
Can you add any more nicknames for Elizabeth?
1Update of June 2002: Thanks go to Bill Burns for contributing Lilibet,
which, as it turns out, was the childhood nickname of England's Queen Elizabeth. Speaking of which, have you ever seen photos of her as a young lady? She was hot. (Needless to say, I'm referring here to Queen Elizabeth,
not Bill Burns.)
2Update of July 2002: Thanks also go to Coral Amende'sBOOKFamous Name Finder for the addition of Betta.
3Update of November 2002: It was the very
helpful Annie who told me about every single one of the nicknames
above with a footnote number of 3. A controversy still remains, to wit, is Ziz or Zizzy a nickname for Elizabeth Bennet in Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice?
Please . Also, I'm not sure Isabella is a nickname for Elizabeth.
Update of May 2005: According to Hannah, who says she's read P&P about 14 times, "at no point is
Elizabeth Bennett [sic] called 'Ziz' or 'Zizzy.'"
4Update of January 2003: Thank you, Paul Tuhus, for contributing Biz. He says, "Friends of mine have a daughter named Elizabeth, whose nickname since birth
has been Biz."
5Update of May 2003: Thanks go to Chris for contributing Bets, Etta, Ettie, Zab
and Zabs. He or she says, "I haven't read much Jane Austen but I do know a woman who goes by Zizzy (or maybe
Zizzi or Zizi?) whose given name is Elizabeth. And, of course, it barely bears mention that you have omitted
the all-too-common 'Zab' and 'Zabs.' (Maybe those are just Canadianisms?)"
6Update of March 2006: "You have
but I'm called Tibby or Tibs."
7Update of April 5, 2006: A
correspondent added Isabel and wrote later to say, ". . . I'm shocked that
Lizard is not on your list. I was frequently called Lizard by the little
boys in my neighborhood when I was a kid!" Oddly, I received her
mail at just the right moment after two minutes past one o'clock. and
the time stamp on that mail reads as follows:
8Update of April 29, 2006:
Today a caller from Indianapolis to the "Car Talk" radio show
said her name is Elee ("EEL-ee"), which she also helpfully spelled.
She said her given name is Elizabeth, which happens to be the
Magloizzis' mother's name, and it turns out that during one period in
her 40's Mrs. Magliozzi denied her name was Elizabeth and insisted it
9Update of May 2, 2006:
The Empress Elisabeth von Wittelsbach of Austria (see
HERE for a Wikipedia article) is referred to as both Sisi and Sissi.
Note that, strictly speaking, she was not an Elizabeth with a z, but thanks go to
LH for bringing these nicknames to my attention.
10Update of December 24, 2007:
According to an e-mail received today, the writer "had a girlfriend who
called herself Ebeth."
11Update of August 21, 2009:
A crossword puzzle constructor, the world-renowned
ELIZABETH C. GORSKI, tells
me she was referred to as Lizzie-Tish by her uncles.
12Update of September 23, 2010:
A reader named Richard (and see footnote 1 immediately below) points out
that I left out Bettie, and he notes the interesting person name Bettie
Page referred to HERE
13Update of October 27, 2011:
Liebe was the nickname of Elizabeth Winship, according to
Winship, the popular "Ask Beth" advice columnist for The Boston Globe
for 35 years, died four days ago. Thanks to Sandy M for this
Do you agree Al and Elizabeth win?
Now as to men's names with the most nicknames, the pickin's are slimmer. I think Richard wins with
13. If you know of a man's name with
13 or more nicknames, or if you can legitimately add a 14th to this list, please .
1Update of September 23, 2010:
A reader named Richard (see footnote 12 above) adds the
He also successfully makes the case for
Ricardo. Despite the fact it's a Spanish name, it's also a
legitimate nickname for Richard. I know because he, the reader
Richard, a born-and-raised American, tells me that he is sometimes
2Update of September 24, 2010:
See HERE for a
reference to the cartoonist Richard Arthur Allan Browne.
Among the second-place finishers are Robert and William with six each. Both of these common mens' names are abbreviable. Robert becomes Rob't., and William becomes Wm.
And abbreviating William makes sense to me. You shorten the name by four characters, or
57%, plus which if you're writing
it you don't have to dot two "i's" you otherwise would have to.
But Rob't. for Robert is the same number of characters, a savings of 0%, plus which you still have a "t" to
cross. In what way is Rob't. better than Robert?
A few other men's names can be abbreviated. There's George (Geo.), Thomas (Thos.), Charles (Chas.) and Theodore (Theo.). If you know
of any others, please . (Also, can you think of even one woman's name that is commonly
Rob't. E. Lee was the most famous Southern general of the U.S. Civil War. Another famous U.S. general (whose first name is Go, if that helps you
identify him) and his cohort also had odd ways of signing their names. Here are some of the 39 names signed at the bottom of the original U.S. Constitution.
He signed "Go" with no period, and he capitalized his entire last name, as shown. Further, he added "Presdt and deputy from
Virginia." What was going on back then that made it desirable to capitalize one's last name but
not one's first, and to abbreviate President to Presdt?
This is now the more normal abbreviation of George.
Mr. Morris signed it Gouv Morris, as though his first name, with or without the period, were so common everyone back then knew how to spell it.
I myself had to look it up just now.
A colon instead of a period.
Hubert? Humphrey? Huckleberry?
It turns out it's Hugh. Who knew? And why not
Wmson? Or even Wilson?
Another colon instead of a period.
This is another one where abbreviating saves not one character.
How much more time and ink would it have taken to write "b"
instead of a colon?
Gunning Bedford jun
Gunning Bedford, Jr.
Wm. Saml Johnson
William Samuel Johnson
Why one period and not the other?
Richd Dobbs Spaight.
Richard Dobbs Spaight
Note the lack of an apostrophe and a period where one should be
plus the period at the end where one shouldnt be
No period, no apostrophe.
Dan of St Tho. Jenifer
Daniel of St. Thomas Jenifer
The weirdest name of all.
Update of December 2001:
For some reason this summer I paid five dollars at a flea market in
Eudora, Kansas, for a
1936 edition of Emily Post's famous Etiquette. She had some
very definite opinions, and I thought you'd like to read one from page 695
that I just now got to.
On no account allow any haberdasher
to persuade you to carry an ebony cane, nor any cane with an ivory, silver, or gold
top in the form of a knob. From the standpoint of good taste or
smartness, nothing worse or more vulgar can be imagined than the
combined taboos of ebony with an ivory or metal knob!
And to think I don't care all that much whether my
(And on that exact same topic, Ms. Post's phrase
"nothing worse or vulgar can be imagined" reminds me of a
similarly hyperbolic phrase by Trent Lott at the top of this
Update of December 18, 2001:
Long-time readers of this Web site have complained they wish I hadn't removed the section,
from way back in 1996, titled, "Two Simple, Foolproof Methods to Make a Million Dollars in the Stock Market."
I would reproduce it here but because of a hard drive crash and an earlier utter failure to back up same, I no longer have that section.
But I can remember how the two simple, foolproof methods started, so let me reproduce just those, and maybe that'll jog your memory.
Method #1. First, get a million dollars . . .
Method #2. The first step is to spin really fast like Superman and go back in time
. . .
Update of December 22, 2001:
Here's the tag line from a radio spot promoting the healthful, pastoral
of a bed-and-breakfast hotel in the milk-cow and cheese belt of Wisconsin.
"Come smell our dairy air."
Update of April 29, 2002: In this edition of The Kansas City Star, the Law referred to is Boston's Cardinal Bernard Law of the Roman Catholic Church.
The story is about the Church's reaction to the most recent spate of allegations
(and many confessions thereto) of sexual abuse committed by Catholic priests.
This is the third paragraph of that story, containing a crucial and widely reported quote.
Cardinals across the country are reporting back after a two-day gathering in Rome, where they agreed they would recommend a process to defrock any priest who has become
"notorious and is guilty of the serial, predatorysexual abuse of minors."
It seems to me the Church has set the bar kind of high.
According to my analysis, you will not get defrocked as long as you meet any of the following criteria:
You're notorious for and guilty of the serial, predatory sexual abuse of people as long as they aren't minors. (Over 18 and they're fair game.)
You're notorious for and guilty of the serial, predatory abuse of minors as long as it isn't sexual abuse. (Don't get an erection.)
You're notorious for and guilty of the serial sexual abuse of minors as long as it isn't predatory. (Under what circumstances could the serial sexual abuse of a minor by a Roman Catholic priest not be
You're notorious for and guilty of the predatory sexual abuse of minors as long as it isn't serial. (You get one freebie. Also, if I were especially
picayune, I might even comment on the fact it's minors, plural, not minor. Does that mean you keep your frock as long as your serial, predatory sexual abuse is restricted to just one minor?)
You're guilty of the serial, predatory sexual abuse of minors as long as you aren't notorious for it. (If you don't become widely
known for your bad behavior then, by definition, you aren't notorious. This is an especially interesting one, because all you have to do to keep your frock is
KEEP SECRET your serial, predatory sexual abuse of minors.)
And I want to know exactly what is meant by two additional terms in that quote. One is the term guilty. Guilty in a civil
lawsuit? A jury verdict in a criminal trial? A church inquiry?
If it's a church inquiry, one has a right to wonder, based on the
list above, just how tough it is to pass.
The other is the term sexual abuse. Exactly how does
the Roman Catholic Church define it? I really want to know.